How many types of facial hair can a man have?

This is also a funny! I found this one from one of my forums. If I was a dude, I'd totally do this!

http://www.dyers.org/blog/beards/beard-types/

Funniest Flipping Song!

Ok, last night I heard the funniest song I've ever heard. So, I added it to my blog music. Go down and click on the song called The Scotsman. You have to listen good to the lyrics cause he's got an accent. But, here are the lyrics for reference:
(You know you all love Gerard Butler so

here's a picture of him in a kilt!)

The Scotsman:

Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair

And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share

He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet

Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh

He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by

And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye

See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built

I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh

I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be

Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see

And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt

Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh

Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone

Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along

As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow

Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show

Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh

Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show

Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree

Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees

And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.

O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize

Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh

O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize

hahah, I laughed so hard when I heard this song. I hope it made your day too!

Updates

Well, Micah had his 2 month appointment today. Since his last visit he's gained 3lbs and 12oz. making him now 11 lbs and 15 1/2 oz. While that may seem chubby for a two month old, he's only in the 25% for weight. He was 21 inches at his 2 week check up and has since grown another 3 inches. Now he's 24 inches and in the 50% for his height. So, he's not as tall as Logan was at this age, Logan was in the 95% at 2 months.

On the mama front, I went to Weight Watchers today for sure that I'd gained. I just couldn't believe that I could lose anything. But, I'm down another 2.8 lbs!!! I'm now at the lowest weight I've been in atleast 2 years! Making my weight loss since my last check up with Micah (at 9 months pregnant) I've lost about 30 lbs!!! I'm now below my lowest Weight Watchers weigh in before I got pregnant; and I'm also 3 lbs lower than my pre-baby weight! Look out High School Weight, HERE I COME!!!!!

*Squeeeee* 10 Days!!!!

I just posted the best Twilight trailer at the top of my page, I believe it's right under my picture header. Check it out....weeeeeee!

Copy Cat

I got this from Renee's blog, I'm such a copier! The things in bold are things that I myself have done. what have you done? copy and post to your blog!

1. Started your own blog
2. Slept under the stars
3. Played in a band
4. Visited Hawaii
5. Watched a meteor shower
6. Given more than you can afford to charity
7. Been to Disneyland
8. Climbed a mountain
9. Held a praying mantis
10. Sang a solo
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Taught yourself an art from scratch
15. Adopted a child
16. Had food poisoning
17. Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty
18. Grown your own vegetables
19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France
20. Slept on an overnight train
21. Had a pillow fight
22. Hitch hiked
23. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill
24. Built a snow fort
25. Held a lamb
26. Gone skinny dipping
27. Run a Marathon
28. Ridden in a gondola in Venice
29. Seen a total eclipse
30. Watched a sunrise or sunset
31. Hit a home run
32. Been on a cruise
33. Seen Niagara Falls in person
34. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
35. Seen an Amish community
36. Taught yourself a new language
37. Had enough money to be truly satisfied
38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person
39. Gone rock climbing
40. Seen Michelangelo’s David
41. Sung karaoke
42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt
43. Bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant
44. Visited Africa
45. Walked on a beach by moonlight
46. Been transported in an ambulance
47. Had your portrait painted
48. Gone deep sea fishing
49. Seen the Sistine Chapel in person
50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris
51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling
52. Kissed in the rain
53. Played in the mud
54. Gone to a drive-in theater
55. Been in a movie
56. Visited the Great Wall of China
57. Started a business
58. Taken a martial arts class
59. Visited Russia
60. Served at a soup kitchen
61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies
62. Gone whale watching
63. Got flowers for no reason
64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma
65. Gone sky diving
66. Visited a Nazi Concentration Camp
67. Bounced a check
68. Flown in a helicopter
69. Saved a favorite childhood toy
70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial
71. Eaten Caviar
72. Pieced a quilt
73. Stood in Times Square
74. Toured the Everglades
75. Been fired from a job
76. Seen the Changing of the Guards in London
77. Broken a bone
78. Been on a speeding motorcycle
79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person
80. Published a book
81. Visited the Vatican
82. Bought a brand new car
83. Walked in Jerusalem
84. Had your picture in the newspaper
85. Read the entire Bible
86. Visited the White House
87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
88. Had chickenpox
89. Saved someone’s life
90. Sat on a jury
91. Met someone famous (well, didn't really meet them, but saw them. Doris Day in Albertson's when I worked there and the Warren Brothers sat infront of me at a concert.)
92. Joined a book club
93. Lost a loved one
94. Had a baby
95. Seen the Alamo in person
96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake (it's an awesome and nasty experience)
97. Been involved in a law suit
98. Owned a cell phone
99. Been stung by a bee (and I'm allergic)

Money, Money, Money

So, here comes a why me post. If you don't wanna hear about it, then leave now..LOL. So, as many of you know we just had our second child in September. We also just remodeled our house to pay off the PMI on our loan. Well....We were hoping to get the house appraised for 215 or so to make it worth remodeling and paying off the PMI. Well, we got our appraisal back and the house appraised for 202! So, now that we've borrowed 7k from Forrest's dad to help us pay for all these remodelings...it's not worth it. So, now we have his dad to pay back, we just got all our bills back from having Micah, there we owe about 6-8K. One of our renters just moved out and didn't pay her rent for this month, or fill her oil like she was supposed to, so, now we're out another thousand. Consequently to cover our bills this month we had to drain our savings...we're literally living on nothing. We have NO money. I have to go buy groceries every two weeks with $170 dollars, that includes gas, and diapers and wipes, leaving us with probably $50 for food for 2 weeks. To top all this funness off, I just looked at the WIC website to see the requirements...yeah, you guessed it, we make too much money to qualify for the help that we could REALLY use! by $800!!! I really don't know what we're going to do. We are just strapped for cash. I don't even know if we'll be having Christmas this year...this is pathetic.

Family Photos

Well I hope this works, cross your fingers, here are a few that I LOVE!!!

Oh, My, gosh!

How in the world do you not go crazy with a 2 year old? I realize it only gets worse once they're 3 but... come on! Logan is making me absolutely bonkers!! He's in the not listening stage, and I'm back to the yelling mommy phase again, it's like the only way I can get him to listen to me and I HATE it! I don't want to yell at my kid! I just want him to listen to me!!! I realize some of you have perfect children...how do I do it?